User Profile

I'm Miranda! I love snacks! I have a fiabce named Mike! I really love Mike! Mike is REALLY sweet! I have to pee! My shoes are black and they have 2 laces! I have a friend named Jacko! I made him come to life! His head is a dog ball! His body is a pipe cleaner! His face is sharpie! I have to pee! My lighter is green at the moment! My chips are orangish! The bag is red! I have a cactus that makes cooler! My cat can lick his own ass! My guitar is better than yours! Both of them! I have to pee! My straw can bend! My windshield is all rubbery and stuff! My fabreeze is spring breeze! My step sisters are phillipino! My gamecube has a bow on the top of it! I have to pee! My stuffed rabbit is brown! He's bad! He resides above my bed! Hanging over me! From a noose! My webcam is creative! My birds on fire! I have to pee! I have 28 box cutters! Some are green! Some are yellow! Some are orange! I have to pee! My lotion is made of hemp! (hee hee) I'm in the middle of a conspiracy! They use the birds and the bees as there spies! My water is peach flavor! I have to pee! I work at a place of gas! Theres and orange plate of dried pasgetti in front of me! Sometimes my horns show! I have to pee! My rubber ducky has razor sharp teeth and wont let me bathe without him! Parrots live on a bay with captain morgan! I have to pee! Yodi is on my dog dish... he snarls! I have to pee! I have to pee! I have to pee!.... bye!

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